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The Stoner Channel: The Dead Do Durham, Usain Gets a Strain, and Goku Takes on All Challengers [Video]

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OH HELL YEAH! This is so awesome my hair's standing on end and turning blonde! Marijuana itself may have "no recognized medical use" according to the Controlled Substances Act but researchers haven't had any trouble putting cannabinoids, the plant's active ingredient, to good use. A new study published in the Journal of Pain (which coincidentally, is also an awesome name for a thrash metal band) indicates that an oral spray containing cannabinoids provided superior pain relief to a small, 263-patient study than that of conventional opiate-based sprays. Sativex, generic name nabiximols, provided improved pain relief to 26-percent of those that used it in small doses. For some reason higher doses did not concur such benefits but rather caused mild nausea and other side effects. Researchers therefore believe, even though this is just a preliminry study, that a cocktail of Sativex and traditional opiates might provide the most relief for patients. "The finding ...

Drunk Idiot Takes a Nap On Airport Baggage Belt And Gets X-Rayed [Bad Ideas]

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Aug 10, 2012 12:40 PM   Passing out in weird places is part of any good drunk's job, but a Norwegian tourist has taken the artform to a whole new level by falling asleep on an airport baggage belt, and taking a trip back to the scanners. The unnamed 36-year-old tourist was about to check in for a flight, but found no attendant at the desk. His elegant solution to the problem was, of course, to hop behind the desk, and pass out on the baggage belt. Fifteen minutes later, the tourist was traveling deep into the bowels of the "secure" baggage area, where his huddled, drunken form was spotted on one of the X-Ray baggage scanners. Airport security's reaction? "There's usually an episode like this once a year and we are alert," an official told the Telegraph. "In this case we were notified we sounded the alarm immediately and we took action." If this isn't the first instance of this, you'd think might have developed a more proactive soluti...

Conan Takes Super Slo-Mo to Absurd New Heights [Humor]

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Aug 1, 2012 1:00 PM   You know how the Olympics has all of this amazing, mind-boggling slow motion footage? Incredible, right? Conan O'Brien thought so, too. So he borrowed one of those cams to see if slo-mo can do for comedy what it's already done for sports. I'm going to go ahead and say, yes. It works. I mean who hasn't always wondered what a drunken Spiderman would look like puking, with his mask on, in slow motion? There are even more shots in the outtakes here. Good times. [Team Coco] View the original article here This post was made using the Auto Blogging Software from WebMagnates.org This line will not appear when posts are made after activating the software to full version.